Lots of confusion on twitter with #nowthatchersdead.
Cher has gone to number 1, 2, 3 & 7 in the iTunes download chart.
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David Cameron has just sent his offical letter to the Thatcher residence.
"I regret to inform you that due to recent events you now have too many bedrooms."
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Just seen the plans for Margaret Thatcher's grave.
Beautiful really, but I think they should have made the dancefloor bigger.
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April 2013 - Margaret Thatcher dies.
May 2013 - Hell privatised.
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"There is no such thing as society" - Margaret Thatcher, 1988
"There is no such thing as Margaret Thatcher" - Society, 2013
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So we've had an Argentinian Pope for 2 weeks, and Margaret Thatcher dies.
Coincidence?
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I'd jump for joy at Thatchers passing were it not for my fragile bones brought about by a lack of milk as a child.
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Government cuts bite deep as former living Prime Ministers are slashed by 25%.
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Just saw a headline saying "Thatcher dead "
Bollocks, and I'd paid him upfront to come and do my fucking roof.
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It's nice to know that Maggie has been reunited with her loved ones.
Hitler, Nero, Mussolini, The Devil.
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The death of Thatcher has come at a bad time for Britain.
We still haven't replaced the fireworks we used at the Olympics yet.
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The word is that in the wake of Thatcher's death, people will go out and start panic buying. The supermarket shelves will be completely stripped of jelly, ice cream and Champagne.
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Hell was thrown into chaos Monday with even Satan unsure about his job.
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The chances of people mourning over Thatcher's death are about the same as someone with parkinsons disease winning a game of jenga.
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Margaret Thatcher's service at St Paul's will be the most attended funeral service in history.
Purely because so many people will want to make sure she's dead.
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In a surprising turn irony Margaret Thatcher died leaning towards the left.
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When I heard the Iron Lady had died I fucking shit myself.
I thought I was going to have to press my own clothes.
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So Maggy's finally dead, a bit too close to Easter for my liking.
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I think it would be fitting for Margaret Thatcher to be buried in the Falklands.
Not because I'm patriotic or anything. I just want her as far away from me as humanly possible.
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Facial weakness.
Arm weakness.
Slurred speech.
Thatcher, you're fucked.
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Whatever you do, dont let Rod Stewart anywhere near Thatcher's body.
Last thing anyone wants is for him to start singing, and she does wake up.
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That'll be a new National Holiday for Argentina then.
The two main uses of Facebook.
1) To inform people of snow.
2) To inform people of death.
Facebook is thankful that Thatcher didn't die in the fucking snow.
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People give Thatcher a lot of stick but I'd like to see anyone else escape from hell and manage to last 87 years before the devil rises up to drag them back.
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Thatcher dead, Manchester United beat, A blowjob off the wife.
That was no ordinary Monday. That was a Marks and Spencer Monday.
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Margaret Thatcher's funeral should be held by the lowest bidder, it's what she would have wanted.
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Margaret Thatcher's funeral arrangements have been announced.
They are to honour a fine tradition, befitting someone of her status.
She is to be beheaded and burned over a basket of living cats, then the ground is to be salted and consecrated.
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So this is how the Libyans felt when Gaddafi passed away.
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Is it to soon to tell the press that margeret Thatcher abused me when I was a miner?
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Considering the damage Thatcher did to the British steel industry, I'm surprised she could find a fucking bucket to kick.
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I've been thinking about Thatcher and thought we could give her a Viking send off... Oh wait, we don't build ships anymore.
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When I realised Margaret Thatcher was dead, I did a double fist pump and shouted, "Fucking brilliant!"
Everyone around me was disgusted, and looking back, I suppose it was out of order.
Especially as I was the first paramedic at the scene.
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Margaret Thatcher's death has converted more atheists then ever before,
They're all praying that there is a hell.
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So this is how the Libyans felt when Gaddafi passed away.
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I got home Monday evening to find my neighbour running down the street stark bollock naked,, clutching a bottle of champagne in one hand and swinging his boxer shorts round his head with the other, screaming, "Woohoo! Fuck yeah! Finally we're rid of that horrible ctwat forever."
I managed to stop him for a moment and said, "Dave, what the hell has gotten into you? I always thought that you liked Margaret Thatcher"
"Oh, I absolutely loved the woman", he replied, "I'm just rehearsing for when Tony Blair dies."
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Police are searching the internet for any specific threat to Margaret Thatcher's funeral.
Fucking lazy bastards, think of your own ideas.
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I host a weekly pub quiz and last week one of the questions was about Margaret Thatcher and a few days later she died unexpectedly.
What are the chances?
On a completely separate note, for all of you attending the quiz this week.
We will be having a whole round on Piers Morgan.
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With the news of Margaret Thatcher's passing, I'm looking forward to hearing about who found all the Horcruxes.
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Dave Whelan has come out in the press and said he thinks it was wrong that they didn't hold a minute's silence at the Manchester derby last night for Margaret Thatcher
I don't understand what his problem is, she didn't play for either of them.
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I read that Thatcher has been given a date for her funeral.
Those folk at Match.com are amazing!
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2011 - The Royal Wedding cost us £52 Million, we had street parties and a boost to UK economy due to alcohol sales, the government were happy.
2012 - The Olympics cost us £24Billion, we had street parties and a boost to UK economy due to alcohol sales, the government were happy.
2013 - Margaret Thatcher dies cost us £10 Million, we had street parties and a boost to UK economy due to alcohol sales, the government are unhappy.
I can't see the difference we just save a lot more money, its what she would have wanted.