I'd cum on Samantha Brick's face..........Just to cover it up.
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Samantha Brick is suing Monopoly after picking up the Chance card that says 'You have won second prize in a beauty contest'.
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It's a little-known fact that Samantha Brick's middle name is actually Ivebeenrepeatedlyhitinthefacewitha.
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I've heard of beer goggles. But Samantha Brick appears to possess a beer mirror.
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Samantha Brick must be delighted that people have finally stopped hating her for being beautiful.
Now they just hate her.
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Samantha Brick is suing Monopoly after picking up the Chance card that says 'You have won second prize in a beauty contest'.
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It's a little-known fact that Samantha Brick's middle name is actually Ivebeenrepeatedlyhitinthefacewitha.
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I've heard of beer goggles. But Samantha Brick appears to possess a beer mirror.
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Samantha Brick must be delighted that people have finally stopped hating her for being beautiful.
Now they just hate her.
Last year when I went on holiday it rained nearly every day.
This year I'm going to make sure I go where the sun shines.........Samantha Brick's arse.
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Samantha Brick 'Women hate me because im beautiful'.
Sorry Samantha you're too late-April fools was last weekend.
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My right hand must be gorgeous, because I'd rather have a wank than shag Samantha Brick.
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Samantha Brick feels my pain.
Being a man hurts.
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Samantha Brick looks like what you see when you masturbate through a brain haemorrage.
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I was so drunk last night, I came home and wanked over a picture of Samantha Brick.